These messages were sent out to the Law school by Blackacre Blitz Center super star and BYU Law School SBA president Naseem Nixon.
This message has been authorized by the Law School Technology Committee.
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?!?!?
It's flag football playoff season...and guess who's ranked NUMBER 2 (yes #2) in the top Women's Division???
The law school's own BLACKACRE BLITZ!
We are playing TONIGHT at 7:15pm on FIELD 1 (intramural fields west of the football stadium - off Univ. Pkwy).
The Blitz need some law school love and support, so come on out! Not sure if the trip is worth it? Well, here are some comments about the team reported at previous games...
"BLITZ defense is beautiful...just beautiful...." (- Mark Atuaia, running back coach for the Cougars)
"Dave Nixon thinks he can sack a QB? He needs to watch the skillz of Debbie Snow. Now that's a rush." (- Bronco)
"Tort on 3 gets them every time..." (- dedicated Blitz Sideline Superfans)
"That Maggie is like a bee spinning around! Nobody can catch her!" (- Eric Christensen...Blitz supporter & donor)
"QB Nikki Davis has guns...period." (- Brandon Howick, fake coach and sideline pretty boy)
SEE YOU TONIGHT!!!!
Naseem Nixon
SBA President
J. Reuben Clark Law School
This message has been authorized by the Law School Technology Committee.
Dear Law School Sports Fans,
The snow was falling. The cold was setting in. The electoral votes were flowing for Obama. And the Blackacre Blitz were taking the field under the night sky yesterday at 7:15pm.
The game had a rough start. Blitz star rusher Debbie “the rushing blizzard” Snow was late to the game because her car battery decided to die after she left her headlights on at her externship in SLC. Blitz receivers were having trouble holding on to the slippery bullets thrown by Captain Nikki “the gun” Davis. The refs for the game must have made a deal with the devil, because all of the calls were going in favor of Blitz opponents “Hades Ladies.” But we all know that the devil will not prevail against the J. Reuben Clark’s Blackacre Blitz. That’s against the law.
At half-time, the score was 12-6, Hades Ladies.
The Blitz defense turned the game around in the second half as the gathering “Blitz Crazies” crowded the side-line and deafened Hades Ladies ears. Sophie “the line-WO-man” sacrificed her body and took a cleat to the lip (a very cute lip by the way) to stop Hades Ladies star QB from getting another yard. Debbie “the rushing blizzard” Snow sacked the Hades rather hellish QB twice! Hades Ladies didn’t get close the end zone. After an insightful timeout huddle, lead by football great and Blitz Crazy Mark Atuaia, QB Supreme Nikki Davis made a completion to Blitz “free agent” Emily for a Blitz touchdown and another completion for the extra point.
With 3 minutes left, the score was 13-12, Blackacre Blitz.
Then Blitz Co-Captain Maggie Craig sealed Hades' fait. At a whopping 5 feet tall, Maggie “the Bee” Craig appeared to have literally flown 2 feet off the ground to intercept a potential touchdown pass by Hades Ladies QB. She buzzed around the field, breaking Hades defenders ankles left and right. With seconds left, the Blackacre Blitz held on to the ball to complete a triumphant win against the Hades Ladies, 13-12.
And there you have it folks. Blackacre Blitz remains undefeated, and the march for the Championship t-shirt continues. Stay tuned for when the Blackacre Blitz hits the field again next week!
Much Grid-Iron Love,
Naseem Nixon
SBA President
J. Reuben Clark Law School
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